Can we talk about Aria T’loak’s guards for a minute?
So, the first time you talk to Aria, all of her guards draw on you. It’s pretty much what you’d expect: a bunch of batarians in body armour and that one turian with a handgun.
I was going through screencaps when I noticed that the dancer who spends the rest of the scene gyrating behind Shep also draws a weapon. Like, she’s ready to kill the shit out of you, and then everything’s cool so she stashes her assault rifle and gets right back to shaking her ass.
This might just be my new favourite thing. Does the Omega DLC feature a scene where Aria sends a squad of dancers to wreck some shit up? Is Gun-toting Asari Stripper one of the multi-player classes? It’s ridiculous how much I want these things to happen.