BQ

kjhymn:

Can we talk about Aria T’loak’s guards for a minute?

So, the first time you talk to Aria, all of her guards draw on you. It’s pretty much what you’d expect: a bunch of batarians in body armour and that one turian with a handgun.

I was going through screencaps when I noticed that the dancer who spends the rest of the scene gyrating behind Shep also draws a weapon. Like, she’s ready to kill the shit out of you, and then everything’s cool so she stashes her assault rifle and gets right back to shaking her ass.

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This might just be my new favourite thing. Does the Omega DLC feature a scene where Aria sends a squad of dancers to wreck some shit up? Is Gun-toting Asari Stripper one of the multi-player classes? It’s ridiculous how much I want these things to happen.

jefffmoreau:

Joker [and a little bit of Shoker] + Text Posts (because reasons)

masseffect-art:

Mass Effect

elyhumanoid:

Turning by elyhumanoid

venort:

morally ambiguous USB drive

(Source: selfcareafterrape)

guide our souls to salvation.

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

dmonarkworld:

cyborglovesong:

Dating advice from Commander Shepard.

OMG

[lotr characters] A gift I will give you. For I am the daughter of Elrond. I shall not go with him now when he departs to the Havens; for mine is the choice of Lúthien, and as she so have I chosen, both the sweet and the bitter.

alexielthegreat:

moi-et-la-solitaire:

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

Yesterday, I went to Disneyland. Apparently, at their Innovations building, there is a HUGE Avengers exhibit, complete with appearances by Captain America and Thor. Naturally, I ran screaming into said building, camera at the ready. After falling on the ground in front of the array of Iron Man suits and bursting into tears at the Steve Rogers exhibit (exactly like the Smithsonian one in TWS) I got in line to meet the Star-Spangled Man. (The workers were all awesome, they loved that I was such a nerd and so unbelievably excited to meet the Captain.)

My purse has a large Doctor Who pin on it, (not pictured) and the camera man for Steve pointed at it, looked at Cap, and was like “Look at this, it says something about she’s a Doctor?” and Cap points at it and goes "Oh, that looks like a blue police box!" so I said, (I was speechless guys I literally am such a dweeb) "It is." and he said "When I was in England doing an Op in 1942, I was stuck in a burning building and a man named John Smith pulled me out of the building, and then ran into a blue police box just like that and disappeared. Do you know if this has anything to do with that?" 

I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I SAID IN RESPONSE. YOU GUYS. THE CAPTAIN AMERICA AT DISNEYLAND WATCHES DOCTOR WHO. HARDCORE REFERENCED DOCTOR WHO. KNEW ABOUT THE WHOLE JOHN SMITH ALIAS THING. CAPTAIN AMERICA WATCHES DOCTOR WHO. I AM IN TEARS REMEMBERING ALL OF THIS. 

anyways, we took pictures, i cried when i walked out, thought you all ought to know. the end. 

This dude knows his stuff.  He’s the same Cap that I saw during my bachelorette party.  When I gave him a drawing as a gift for his upcoming July 4th ‘birthday’, I mentioned I thought he would appreciate it because I knew he had gone to art school before the war.  He GRINNED so big and said "Wow, no one ever remembers that!"  

He also made me punch his shield because I had my Winter Soldier jacket on.  

Disney, KEEP HIM, HE’S PERFECT 

elizabethscomstock:

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auditoreos:

Am I late

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3